Nikolaus Hinebauch
Jerod showed up 20 minutes early, which instantly made me suspicious. Nobody is that punctual unless they’re either a vampire or about to upsell me a water softener. Turns out he’s just freakishly competent. Fixed my leaky faucet in like 7 minutes, used zero curse words (unlike me watching), and even tightened the handle on my kitchen cabinet that’s been wobbly since the Obama administration. I offered him a beer; he accepted a water. A WATER. Who is this man? 10/10 would let him touch my pipes again.